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2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.. I think they were the Hovis Witnesses.0
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part."0
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After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely.0
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.0
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary0
Do you know any jokes about Sodium? Na0
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.0
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.0
Just had my water bill of 175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just 2 a month: time to change supplier I think.0
Just had my water bill of 175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just 2 a month: time to change supplier I think.0
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak0
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."0
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Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.0
The world potato eating championships were held last week. The winner got a potato clock. The others got up at nine.0
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