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' Learn from the mistakes of others. Don'...' by somebody
'An eye for an eye makes the whole world ...' by Mahatma Gandhi
'Assume and you make an Ass out of you an...' by David Brent
'Better to be looked over than overlooked' by Mae West
'Better to be over dressed than over look...' by Dave at Orion
'Congratulations on the new library, beca...' by Isaac Asimov
'Doing nothing is very hard to do...you n...' by Lesley Nielsen
'England were so boring that I went on eB...' by Ian Holloway
'fail to prepare and prepare to fail' by anon
'Food is one of life's really great pleas...' by Alex James
'I always love useless presents, but I ca...' by Heather Arrowsmithbuttocks
'I don't like this song, it makes me feel...' by James Trusler
'I have known a great many troubles, most...' by Mark Twain
'I have read all your CVs and on paper yo...' by Lord Alan Sugar
'I love Blackpool, we are very similar. W...' by Ian Holloway
'I love Thursday nights... the start of F...' by Tiny
'I never forget a face but in your case i...' by Groucho Marx
'I only go out to meet someone to stay in...' by James Corden
'If I would have had more time, I would h...' by Mark Twain
'If you can't laugh at yourself, you may ...' by Dame Edna Everidge
'If you have to explain satire to someone...' by Barry Humphries
'I'm a great believer in luck, and I find...' by Thomas Jefferson
'In the land of the blind the one eyed mo...' by David Mulvey
'it doesn't matter what I eat I'll just b...' by Daley Thompson
'It is impossible for us to break the law...' by Cecil B. deMille
'It looks like the cows have come home to...' by Leslie Nielsen
'It's subjective but not that bloody subj...' by Adam Foster
'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep y...' by Albert Einstein
'Management consultants borrow your watch...' by SnowyTheRabbitb3ta
'Maybe the England team shuld try substit...' by James Trusler
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