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| 09/24/2012 01:15:49 PM | It is impossible for us to break the law, only to break ourselves against the law by Cecil B. deMille | |
| 05/21/2012 09:09:31 AM | Better to be over dressed than over looked by Dave at Orion | |
| 05/21/2012 09:09:04 AM | Better to be looked over than overlooked by Mae West | |
| 02/28/2012 09:56:48 AM | I only go out to meet someone to stay in with by James Corden | |
| 11/26/2011 09:02:28 AM | only dead fish swim with the stream by Malcolm Muggeridge | |
| 06/28/2011 08:50:43 AM | If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up. by Barry Humphries | |
| 06/28/2011 08:49:54 AM | If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century by Dame Edna Everidge | |
| 06/06/2011 09:32:09 AM | Congratulations on the new library, because it isn't just a library. It is a space ship that will take you to the farthest reaches of the Universe, a time machine that will take you to the far past and the far future, a teacher that knows more than any human being, a friend that will amuse you and console you---and most of all, a gateway, to a better and happier and more useful life. by Isaac Asimov | |
| 03/28/2011 04:21:23 PM | Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving by Albert Einstein | |
| 03/22/2011 11:10:59 AM | The nation had the lion's heart. I had the luck to give the roar by Winston Churchill | |
| 03/09/2011 01:37:08 PM | The rule with snails is: Don’t eat one you couldn’t get up your nose. by A. A. Gill | |
| 03/09/2011 12:06:36 PM | An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind by Mahatma Gandhi | |
| 02/14/2011 03:22:18 PM | my problem isn’t piracy, it’s obscurity by Tim O'Reilly | |
| 12/01/2010 03:22:09 PM | I never forget a face but in your case i will make an exception by Groucho Marx | |
| 11/30/2010 12:19:01 PM | I always love useless presents, but I can never think of anything useless that I really need. by Heather Arrowsmith | buttocks |
| 11/30/2010 12:02:37 PM | It looks like the cows have come home to roost by Leslie Nielsen | |
| 11/30/2010 11:55:31 AM | Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished. by Lesley Nielsen | |
| 11/19/2010 09:46:05 AM | I love Thursday nights... the start of Fridays by Tiny | |
| 11/18/2010 11:32:14 AM | Well, the more I practice, the luckier I get. by Ben Hogan | |
| 11/18/2010 11:30:40 AM | I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. by Thomas Jefferson | |
| 11/18/2010 10:10:41 AM | it doesn't matter what I eat I'll just burn it off by Daley Thompson | |
| 11/16/2010 11:47:43 AM | It's subjective but not that bloody subjective by Adam Foster | |
| 11/16/2010 11:20:18 AM | Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs, and now I realise that my 40s are about food. It's something you appreciate more and more as you get older. by Alex James | |
| 11/11/2010 09:38:38 AM | She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction by Bob Hope | |
| 10/25/2010 10:02:03 AM | MOM is an upside down WOW by Malcolm in the Middle | |
| 10/17/2010 10:21:19 AM | I have read all your CVs and on paper you all look very good. But then again so does fish and chips by Lord Alan Sugar | |
| 10/17/2010 10:07:03 AM | England were so boring that I went on eBay to buy a table! by Ian Holloway | |
| 10/11/2010 11:03:47 AM | Never be seen with a woman old enough to be your wife by Tony Curtis | |
| 08/19/2010 04:34:02 PM | Learn from the mistakes of others. Don't try to do them all yourself, you'll never live long enough. by somebody | |
| 08/19/2010 04:33:03 PM | If I would have had more time, I would have written you a shorter letter. by Mark Twain | |