Quotes

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Quote	Notes	References
' Learn from the mistakes of others. Don'...' by somebody
'An eye for an eye makes the whole world ...' by Mahatma Gandhi
'Assume and you make an Ass out of you an...' by David Brent
'Better to be looked over than overlooked' by Mae West
'Better to be over dressed than over look...' by Dave at Orion
'Congratulations on the new library, beca...' by Isaac Asimov
'Doing nothing is very hard to do...you n...' by Lesley Nielsen
'England were so boring that I went on eB...' by Ian Holloway
'fail to prepare and prepare to fail' by anon
'Food is one of life's really great pleas...' by Alex James
'I always love useless presents, but I ca...' by Heather Arrowsmith	buttocks
'I don't like this song, it makes me feel...' by James Trusler
'I have known a great many troubles, most...' by Mark Twain
'I have read all your CVs and on paper yo...' by Lord Alan Sugar
'I love Blackpool, we are very similar. W...' by Ian Holloway
'I love Thursday nights... the start of F...' by Tiny
'I never forget a face but in your case i...' by Groucho Marx
'I only go out to meet someone to stay in...' by James Corden
'If I would have had more time, I would h...' by Mark Twain
'If you can't laugh at yourself, you may ...' by Dame Edna Everidge
'If you have to explain satire to someone...' by Barry Humphries
'I'm a great believer in luck, and I find...' by Thomas Jefferson
'In the land of the blind the one eyed mo...' by David Mulvey
'it doesn't matter what I eat I'll just b...' by Daley Thompson
'It is impossible for us to break the law...' by Cecil B. deMille
'It looks like the cows have come home to...' by Leslie Nielsen
'It's subjective but not that bloody subj...' by Adam Foster
'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep y...' by Albert Einstein
'Management consultants borrow your watch...' by SnowyTheRabbit		b3ta
'Maybe the England team shuld try substit...' by James Trusler
'MOM is an upside down WOW' by Malcolm in the Middle
'More brains in a pork pie' by Geoffery Boycott
'my problem isn’t piracy, it’s obscurity' by Tim O'Reilly
'Never be seen with a woman old enough to...' by Tony Curtis
'only dead fish swim with the stream' by Malcolm Muggeridge
'Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think t...' by SlartiBartFast
'She said she was approaching forty, and ...' by Bob Hope
'The nation had the lion's heart. I had t...' by Winston Churchill
'The rule with snails is: Don’t eat one y...' by A. A. Gill		Vanity Fair
'There is no justice, just us' by Suggs
'Thicker than a whale omelette' by Ghostlight
'Well, the more I practice, the luckier I...' by Ben Hogan
'Why are Hot Cross Buns so nice? It's lik...' by James Trusler

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